Even Heartless Robots Love Smoothies

Robots? Transformers? Same diff. Not having much goddamn time in the morning I thought I’d try this for Day One of the TK challenge. I had four bananas in the fridge from yesterday when my son decided to peel them all, minutes before dinner was being served. (Typical) Bananas, peanut butter, rice milk and some cinnamon….

Crunch

Okay. Here we go. This time no fuck ups. This time I’m using an actual recipe. Homemade croutons and almond caesar salad. Step One: Convert 400*F to Celsius, so I know wtf I’m doing with my oven. Step Two: Mix those tasty herbs and spices together. You wanna know what they are? Get your own…

Eggplanty goodness

Now normally I do not eat eggplant. Or Aubergine. Whatever the hell you want to call it, I aint a huge fan of that purple bastard. It has to be cooked just right or it’s a trip to slime city. However, on the Thug Kitchen blog they have the most AMAZING smoky eggplant dip. It’s…