Eat Like You Give a Fuck: Coconut Pancakes with Mango Coulis

  Life is too short to not fill with joy. Joy and pancakes. And delicious mango coulis. We can’t forget that shit, either! My kid had a friend over for a sleepover. They woke up at 5am the morning after (or still the same night depending on how you look at the situation) and were…

Getting Boozy in the Heat with Thug Kitchen

Boozy Watermelon and Papaya Salad. page 103 Thug Kitchen Party Grub book. When it’s hot as balls and you need to rehydrate, fruit is an awesome way to do that. So throwing together this Thug Kitchen boozy watermelon and papaya salad is a fucking wicked excellent idea when there’s a heat wave going on. The…

Spin The Bottle: Thug Kitchen Watermelon-Strawberry Tequila Punch

I’m about a thousand recipes from the finishing line of this challenge. But having cooked all the recipes from the first Thug Kitchen cookbook, I’ve moved on to the others. And I’ve done it with the sort of gung-ho attitude that you can only truly acquire if you’re sleep-deprived, over-tired, and just don’t have any…

Say Yes to Life, Say Yes to Thug Kitchen California Citrus and Almond Salad

This salad has it all. Healthy green shit, that your mom’s always telling you to eat. Crunchy almonds full of calcium and all kinds of other goodness. Sweet and juicy citrusy orange segments. Then there’s the background amazingness: toasted sesame oil, vinegar, fresh ginger and the sharpness of just a little green onion. Everything about this salad screams…

Why Beans Are Not My God Damn Friends

Thug Kitchen Four-Bean Salad This dish. This fucking dish. It’s so good. You’ll be going back for third, and fourth helpings.  They say that there’s enough for 6 to 8 people as a side, but they fucking lie. If you like it as much as I do, there’s not much for sharing. You can find…

Colourful Cobb Salad

It’s time to reignite your appetite for life. We are gonna reignite the shit out of it, until you’re so ravenous that you can’t contain yourself any longer. Your passion for life and for food will grow and grow, until your taste buds are dancing an ecstatic, near-orgasmic shimmy to the rhythm of life itself. Are your…

Feast Your Fucking Face Off

Over the holidays we all like to eat right? Over the Easter break I wanted to make sure we had some good eats in the fridge…For you know…snacking. So I went a bit Thug Kitchen ballistic. We feasted for days. I also made these home-made chocolates because, well….snacking. And they’re way fucking healthier than store-bought crap,…

Confessions of a Snackoholic

I’m health kickin’ it right now. It’s all leafy green stuff, and quinoa, and buckwheat, and herbal teas. I even found some kelp powder in my cupboard that I considered using somehow. Maybe I’ll throw it in a smoothie. Maybe I’ll snort it. Who knows. (I didn’t even know what kelp was till yesterday.)  I was snack…

Putting the Whore back in Whore-d’oeuvres

Having cooked all 115 recipes from the first Thug Kitchen cookbook, I moved on to the others. I’m enjoying every minute of it, as I’m sure you can tell. Christmas is a batshit crazy time. Everybody knows it, yet no one really questions it. Everyone is on their ‘Best Behaviour’ during December because the so-called “Santa Claus”…

Guilt-free Potato Leek Cakes

Having cooked all the recipes from the first Thug Kitchen cookbook within a year I decided to move on to the other recipes. Today it’s book 2 Party Grub. Life is too short for guilt trippin’ over what we eat. The Thugs have got our backs once again with these baked, not fried, potato leek…

Blackberry Mint Spiked Lemonade

Pumpkin Pie and candy? Why don’t you have some grown up fun this year and just get wasted on Halloween instead? Thug Kitchen’s got your back with the Blackberry Mint Spiked Lemonade on page 197 of the Party Grub cookbook. This Thug Kitchen cocktail is not just gonna get you there, but also it’s great if you’ve…