What the actual F makes you think these are BETTER?

Peanut Better Cookies. Can we just start with acknowledging the fucking awesomeness of the name of these cookies? I mean at first I was like, how good damn arrogant are these cookies to think that they are “better”? I mean really, who the fuck do they think they are? To pronounce themselves above the other…

Did you just say I could Go Grapefruit Myself?! WTF dude.

Brave New Meal: Cooking 124 recipes in a 365 days. 2 down, 122 to go. Grapefruits get a bad rap, and I just don’t see why. The slightly rotund cousin of the perfectly sized orange, is it any wonder that it’s a bit bitter? The orange gets all the attention, while grapefruit almost always gets…

Vegetable Pot pie…without the pot

I’ve never had pot pie, so I wanted to know what the fucking frig the fuss was all about. Turns out there’s not even pot in it. (Sort of disappointing, but probably for the best, because otherwise how can I feed this to my kid?! I’d have to cook a whole other meal just for…

Eat Like You Give a Fuck: Coconut Pancakes with Mango Coulis

  Life is too short to not fill with joy. Joy and pancakes. And delicious mango coulis. We can’t forget that shit, either! My kid had a friend over for a sleepover. They woke up at 5am the morning after (or still the same night depending on how you look at the situation) and were…

Spellbinding Thug Kitchen Biryani

Okay, so this time I’d got my beady eyes on the One-Pot Chickpea Biryani from Thug Kitchen 101: Fast as Fuck. I’ve actually been wanting to try this recipe since when I first got the book, but the Spaghetti Pie ended up seducing me into cooking it first. Like a lover that’s been slighted, the…