Fast as Fuck: Amber Waves

Ever had one of those days where all your shit is going wrong? Like really, really wrong. By the time you get home you’re exhausted. The fuck budget is really running low because you just have no more fucks to give. This drink is made for those days. Those days when you just wanna stick it to the…

Pasta sauce and Helicopters, with a side of justified paranoia.

The other day I cooked a little dish that I’ve decided to rename: ‘I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.’ This is mainly because I found myself saying this out loud a number of times while I was cooking it. At one point I nearly shouted it. And that my friends, is the goddamn truth. What I’m…