When it’s hot as a motherfucker and you can’t be bothered to cook, but you still want something more than a few gulps from your garden hose, then this is the shit for you. If you’re lazy like me, skip the bread and eat this straight from the bowl. Like a fucking animal. Fuck utensils. Fuck…
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Crunch
Okay. Here we go. This time no fuck ups. This time I’m using an actual recipe. Homemade croutons and almond caesar salad. Step One: Convert 400*F to Celsius, so I know wtf I’m doing with my oven. Step Two: Mix those tasty herbs and spices together. You wanna know what they are? Get your own…