Colourful Cobb Salad

It’s time to reignite your appetite for life. We are gonna reignite the shit out of it, until you’re so ravenous that you can’t contain yourself any longer. Your passion for life and for food will grow and grow, until your taste buds are dancing an ecstatic, near-orgasmic shimmy to the rhythm of life itself. Are your…

Feast Your Fucking Face Off

Over the holidays we all like to eat right? Over the Easter break I wanted to make sure we had some good eats in the fridge…For you know…snacking. So I went a bit Thug Kitchen ballistic. We feasted for days. I also made these home-made chocolates because, well….snacking. And they’re way fucking healthier than store-bought crap,…

Cinnamon Apricot French Toast

Some mornings just deserve French toast. Not those asshole mornings where the universe is conspiring against you from the moment your eyes are forced open by your blaring alarm. Those mornings  deserve stale burnt toast with bitter coffee from an ugly chipped mug. Fuck those mornings. But those other mornings, those beautiful mornings where you feel happy…

Goddamn Gorgeous Chocolate-Coconut Pie

This is the holy grail of all pies. It covers all the important food groups like Chocolate and Coconut. It’s sort of like Malibu rum with chocolate flavoured milk. Yum. Eat this shit in your sunny garden with your eyes closed, and pretend you’re on holiday somewhere, where the rum is flowing freely. You can even get the feeling of the…