Piece of Shit Blender Pie (aka Fresh Corn Butter Pie) I am trying not to panic. Bad Manners (previous known as Thug Kitchen)’s new cookbook is coming out and I preordered that shit ages ago. I’m so excited that I could scream a muffled scream into my hand so that I don’t freak out the…
Tag: party grub
A Mushroom a Day Keeps Your Hostile Prostate at Bay
Stuffed Mushrooms from the Party Grub book. (page 55) Want less prostate cancer in your life?! ME TOO! Dr. Michael Greger said white button mushrooms could help with prostate cancer. So I though HELL NO, I DON’T WANT PROSTATE CANCER! Fuck that shit. Feeling a strong sense of urgency, because I feared that prostate cancer…
Secret Cake
Pear and Poppy Seed Pound Cake Party Grub Book page 183 Okay, so this was a hard one.Not to make, hell no, it was easy-peasy-lemon-squeezey.It was hard to not eat. The Bad Mannered Chefs…whom you can call Thug Kitchen, the Thugs, el Thugerinos, or even Thug Kitchenistas if you’re not into the whole brevity thing….had…
Hitting the Pizza Jack Pot
Hello my little Thugs and Thugettes…Or chefs with Bad Manners.* It’s been a while. I decided to crank my oven and make the most creative pizza my kitchen could muster…So I grabbed my Thug Kitchen cookbook (the Party one) to hunt for recipes. It did not disappoint, I found recipes for not one but THREE…
Getting Boozy in the Heat with Thug Kitchen
Boozy Watermelon and Papaya Salad. page 103 Thug Kitchen Party Grub book. When it’s hot as balls and you need to rehydrate, fruit is an awesome way to do that. So throwing together this Thug Kitchen boozy watermelon and papaya salad is a fucking wicked excellent idea when there’s a heat wave going on. The…
To BBQ, or Not To BBQ. That’s the Question. The Answer is Always the Same: Fuck Yes!
In this mother of all heatwaves all you wanna do is eat ice-cream cones while half perched inside your freezer. But sometimes a person needs something more than just ice cream and fluids. This is one of those times. And this moment in time calls for hot coals and BBQ tongs. So today my half dead, shrivelled…
Spin The Bottle: Thug Kitchen Watermelon-Strawberry Tequila Punch
I’m about a thousand recipes from the finishing line of this challenge. But having cooked all the recipes from the first Thug Kitchen cookbook, I’ve moved on to the others. And I’ve done it with the sort of gung-ho attitude that you can only truly acquire if you’re sleep-deprived, over-tired, and just don’t have any…
Say Yes to Life, Say Yes to Thug Kitchen California Citrus and Almond Salad
This salad has it all. Healthy green shit, that your mom’s always telling you to eat. Crunchy almonds full of calcium and all kinds of other goodness. Sweet and juicy citrusy orange segments. Then there’s the background amazingness: toasted sesame oil, vinegar, fresh ginger and the sharpness of just a little green onion. Everything about this salad screams…
Why Beans Are Not My God Damn Friends
Thug Kitchen Four-Bean Salad This dish. This fucking dish. It’s so good. You’ll be going back for third, and fourth helpings. They say that there’s enough for 6 to 8 people as a side, but they fucking lie. If you like it as much as I do, there’s not much for sharing. You can find…
Guilt-free Potato Leek Cakes
Having cooked all the recipes from the first Thug Kitchen cookbook within a year I decided to move on to the other recipes. Today it’s book 2 Party Grub. Life is too short for guilt trippin’ over what we eat. The Thugs have got our backs once again with these baked, not fried, potato leek…