Dine Like a Lazy Thug: Pasta Piselli

Sometimes dinner has got to be easy. Easy for those days where you haven’t stopped and your head feels like it’s going to explode. Or the days where you’ve barely got food in the house because you haven’t shopped. Or for those days where you’ve put your back out and you’re forced to walk around like…

Easter Eggs or Eggplants? Your Mouth, Your Choice.

Curry Roasted Eggplant from Thug Kitchen 101: Fast as Fuck. Looking forward to Easter? Gonna cram a bunch of Easter eggs in your mouth? Why not Eggplants instead? I’ll tell you why not. They’re usually gross and even sorta slimy. I’ll tell you another why not. Because THESE eggplants are so fucking crunchingly good, that…

Puttanesca: Not Just a Dirty Word, Also a Dope Dinner

Polenta Puttanesca I’m not quite sure why, but to my ears Puttanesca sounds like a dirty word. Like something you’d call a stranger’s mother during a heated argument…You know what I’m saying? It kinda just rolls off the tongue like a cuss word. I don’t know whether it’s accidental that it sounds like a dirty word, but regardless of…